“Dude, The Girlfriend Activation System Kicks Ass!”
Why even mess around?
If you want a GFAS review that examines the program with a fine-toothed comb, head on over to newspapercat.org and read their Girlfriend Activation System review. Seriously, those guys nailed it. I’d be doing you all a huge disservice to even try and explain the program from top to bottom the way they have.
Instead, I’m just going to tell it like it is. Cause that’s the mood I’m in.
Oh, and I’m kind of lazy…
I’d rather spend my time attracting hotties using Girlfriend Activation System techniques than sit here writing up a long review about it.
But I do have responsibilities since many of you asked me to do a review when the new version V2 came out. And I always hook you guys up, so here I am.
But let’s get one thing straight…
I’m not here to “pretend to be” some ultra-trustworthy, lame-a-saurus rex pandering jackass who pros and cons you to death, doing my best to sound neutral to gain your favor.
Not for this review. Sorry.
I bought the Girlfriend Activation System a while back, and I’m absolutely 100% satisfied with my purchase.
Because unlike a lot of other relationship programs I’ve wasted money on over the years, GFAS actually works.
“But, Ryder, isn’t this the same old lame and rehashed ‘how to get a girlfriend’ advice I can find a million places online?”
Shut your face.
That advice is exactly what you just said it is…lame and rehashed. Poo poo in a box with a little red bow on top that says, “Look at me. I’m new, and I’m cool”.
Bullshit. I don’t care about your shiny red bow. You’re still poo poo…and you’re definitely not cool. And now, you’re even less cool because you made me say “poo poo” in a review.
The Girlfriend Activation System is not that AT ALL. GFAS tips actually work, and you’re learning from 6 of the best guys out there, not some lame wanna-be-a-saurus sitting in his parent’s basement.
BTW, if you’re currently sitting in your parent’s basement, no offense….but what the fuck?
First, you’ve got Christian Hudson. The creator of the Girlfriend Activation System. Founder of the Social Man. Jello-shot connoisseur. And all around good guy.
Then there’s David Wygant and Alex Allman. They’re kind of the old school guys who have been killing it with women for a long, long time. Emulate these guys and you’ll pick up way more women. Seriously.
Don’t even get me started on Jason Capital. That son of a bitch gets more hot poon than anyone I know. He’s the guy you say you hate, but secretly you want to be just like him. If you haven’t checked out his 77 Ways To Make Her Want To F@#K You, you should. If you want to get laid anyway. If you don’t, screw it.
Next is Nick Sparks. Total badass when it comes to talking to women and escalating conversations sexually. And who can forget the little Asian doctor, David Tian, who is a master of emotions and making women horny “on command”. He shows you how in his Desire System.
Add in the GFAS community, social connect, and all the bells and whistles and you’ve got one well-oiled girlfriend train.
It should be obvious, I’m all kinds of fired up right now. I seriously need to lay off the Starbucks or something. But it’s only because I’m passionate about the Girlfriend System. I know without a doubt it can help you.
So, go check out that Girlfriend Activation System review I talked about in the beginning, if you’re the type who over-analyzes everything before making a decision. Just don’t put this aside until tomorrow.
Now before I go, do me a favor. Picture the most incredible girl you know. The one you would kill 10 goats just to be with.
Picture the girl, not the goats. Back with me? Ok. Good.
On a side note, don’t kill any goats. That’s mean and cruel. And I like animals. But I digress…
Back to your soon to be girlfriend. Picture what she looks like. How sweet does she smell? What does she taste like…if you know…you lucky bastard you.
Now answer me this…
Why isn’t she your girlfriend?
Is she the cute barista at your favorite coffee shop and you’re too damn afraid to approach her and ask her out? Are you awkward or uncomfortable around women? Feel like you’re not good enough because you’re old, bald, fat, or ugly? Is she dating someone else? Did she put you in the friend zone? Or reject your advances in the past? Is she way the hell out of your league?
Whatever it is, the Girlfriend Activation System will help you solve it. Don’t wait on it. Get your girl shit handled today. You won’t be disappointed.